Mizz Sissy

Jan 09

My period.

heyheylei:

drunkenough-tofall:

When I first get it, I’m like.

Then I become depressed and I’m like.

And all I wanna do is.

If someone tries talking to me, I’m all like.

And the entire time, I’m like why me.

And once it’s over, I’m all like.

omgggggg THIS

Bear in the Big Blue House. <3

Jan 09

When I was a young human, tears would flow from my eyeballs all the time.

mamaumbridge:

Until one day when my Mama Umbridge said to ME

“Dolores, girl, you put down that cheesecake,

you throw out that fondue,

and you get up off of that couch girl! Get on up!”

SIT DOWN!

Jan 02